10
Aug
Author: Arun Sharma // Category:
Funny Shayari,
Love Shayari
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho dosti me,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
Dua karte hain hum Sarko jhukaye
Ae dost tu apni Manzil ko paye
Agar kabhi tere Raahon mein Andhera aaye
Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko Jalaye
Hasraton ki Nigaaho pe sakht Pehra hai…
Na Jaane Kis Ummid pe yeh Dil tehra hai…
Teri Chaahaton ki Kasam, aye Dost…
Apni Dosti ka Rishta Pyaar Se bhi Gehra hai…
Aaj Rootha huwa ik dost bohot yaad aaya
Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt bohot yaad aaya.
Meri aankho k her ik ashk pe ronay wala
Aaj jab aankh yeh roee tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dard ko seene main chupa laita tha
aj jab dard huwa mujh ko bohot yaad aaya.
Jo meri aankh main kajal ki tara rehta tha
aaj kajal jo lagaya tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dil k tha qareeb faqat us ko hi
aaj jab dil nay bulaya tu boht yaad aaya…..
Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain hain Torna……
01
Jul
Author: Arun Sharma // Category:
Friendship SMS,
Funny Shayari,
Love Shayari
Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main “mama” aur jawaani main “yaar” nazar aata hai.
Chaand ko garoor hai
ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai
ki mera dost Langoor hai
Bhuto sa chehra tera
Chudeel si muskan hai
Rang tera dekh ke… rup tera dekh ke
kutte bhi hairan hai
Yeh hamari kismat hai ki aap hame dhost kahete hai
dur hokar bhi yaad karte hai
waqut aane pur hum bhi dikha denge
ke dosti ka hakk kaise ada karte hai
Rishto ki kitab ka cover hai Dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari Hasti,
Khoon ke rishto ki baat aap karte hai,
Hamare liye to Zindagi hai Aap Ki Dosti
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi duri ho dosti me,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
Jasda-e-dost nakam nahi hone denge!
Aap ki duniya me shaam nahi hone denge!
Dosti ka har imtihan apne sar pe lenge!
Par aye dost,Aapko kabhi pareshan na hone denge!
Dua karte hain hum Sarko jhukaye
Ae dost tu apni Manzil ko paye
Agar kabhi tere Raahon mein Andhera aaye
Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko Jalaye
Hasraton ki Nigaaho pe sakht Pehra hai…
Na Jaane Kis Ummid pe yeh Dil tehra hai…
Teri Chaahaton ki Kasam, aye Dost…
Apni Dosti ka Rishta Pyaar Se bhi Gehra hai…
Aaj Rootha huwa ik dost bohot yaad aaya
Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt bohot yaad aaya.
Meri aankho k her ik ashk pe ronay wala
Aaj jab aankh yeh roee tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dard ko seene main chupa laita tha
aj jab dard huwa mujh ko bohot yaad aaya.
Jo meri aankh main kajal ki tara rehta tha
aaj kajal jo lagaya tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dil k tha qareeb faqat us ko hi
aaj jab dil nay bulaya tu boht yaad aaya…..
Jab Paas Ho To Rukh Se, Nigahain Na Morna
Jab Dour Ho To Mera, Tasavvur Na Chorna
Aye Dost!!! Dil Lagane Se Pehle Ye Sonch Le
Mushkil Bahut Hai, Rishton Ki Zanjeerain hain Torna……
Mushkilo se ghabra ke ab jeena nahi chahte,
Dur tumse hoke ab rahna nahi chahte,
Yun to dost bahot bane is zindagi mein,
Par tuz jaise dost ko khona nahi chahte….
Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,
Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage
Aap ko dekha hai bas uss nazar se,
Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage….
Ek Ada Aapki Dil Churaane Ki
Ek Ada Aapki Dil Main Bus Jaane Ki
Ek Chehra Aapka Chaand Sa Ek Zid Humari Chaand Ko Paane Ki…
Ishq kiya tujhse, mere aitbaar ki hadh thi;
Ishq mein de di jaan, mere pyaar ki hadh thi;
Marne ke Baad Bhi khuli thi aankhen, yeh mere intezar ki hadh thi..!
Koi achha lage to use pyar mat karna,
Uske liye apni neenden bekaar mat karna,
Do din to aayenge khushi se milne,
Teesre din kahenge mera intejaar mat karna
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyaar kiya karte the
Yaad unhe din-raat kiya karte the
Ab un raahon se guzra nahi jaata
Jahan baith kar unka intzaar kiya karte the
Intazar hamse hota nahi,
Izhar me zamana lagega,
Mere ishq ko tum kya jaano,
Pyar me to parvana hi jalega
Mahak se dosti kam nahi hoti
Phoolon main khushbu kam nahi hoti
Agar dost aap jaisa ho to
zindgi jannat se kam nahi hoti
17
Feb
Author: arunsharma // Category:
Funny Shayari
16
Feb
Author: arunsharma // Category:
Funny Shayari
15
Oct
Author: Arun Sharma // Category:
Funny Shayari
Situation: You wanna tell your friends who your favorite heroine is.
" Chad gaya mujh par uska jaadu
Jab dekha maine use sadak ke baaju
Dil hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu
Dil hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu
Jab dekhoo main tujhe taabu "....
wa ...wa... wa... wa... wa... kya baath hai...
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Situation: You wanna tell your friends that love cannot be achieved by force.....
" Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha
kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha
naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha
are yaaro... ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha"
wa.. wa.. wa... wa.. kya baath hai.....
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Situation: You are waiting desperately for your lover and she suddenly turns up....
" Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar ke
Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar ke
Nazre jama ke baithe hai rasthe pe yaar ke
dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke
dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke
laaya hai koun inhe palak se uthaar ke "
wa..wa.. wa.. wa. .wa..
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Situation : You have not written a letter to your mehbooba and then she is pizzed off withyou for the same, so you have to patao her...
" Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho
Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho
hum aapko khath kaise likhe aab jo humare dil me ho "
wa..wa.. wa.. wa... wa...
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Situation: You have to praise a potti like anything .......
" Eed ke din aap khadi na hone chhat par
Eed ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par
kahi log roza na chod de aapku chand samaj kar "
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Situation: This sher is for a guy who is proud to be a shameless person......
" Besharmi tho use kahte hai jo sharam se sharma jaaye
Besharmi tho use kahte hai jo sharam se sharma jaaye
Hum ithne besharam hai, hum ithne besharam hai ki besharmi humse sharma jaaye"....
wa...wa...wa...w.a...wa..wa...
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Situation: You are anchoring a show and there is a situation wherein nobody is clapping at the end of each item then you say ......
" Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...
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Situation: You are desperate to go to your mehbooba's place and you write a sher like ....
" Khuda kare haseeno ke baap mar jaaye
Aur isee bahaane hum unke ghar jaaye
Aisa math kar ye maha paap hoga
Aisa math kar ye maha paap hoga
tu bhi kisi din haseena ka baap hoga "
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Situation: You have to praise the girl in front of you to patao her....
" Pathhi pathhi (leaf) gulab ho jaathi
Har kali mehr-e-khaab ho jaathi
tumne daali naa mehe-fisha nazre
varna shabnam sharaab ho jaathi"
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Situation : A girl is too proud of her beauty so you have to teach her a lesson
" Patthi Patthi gulab kya hogi
Har kali mehr-khaab kya hogi
Jisne dekhi ho laakho haseen
uski neeyath kya kharab hogi "
wa..wa...wa..wa...wa...wa..
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Situation: You are from the most wonderful place on the earth, any guesses, yupp it is Ahmedabad and you feel nostalgic then you write....
" Dil huva hai mera aabaad
jab aayi mujhe uski yaad
Dil huva hai mera aabaad
jab aayi mujhe uski yaad
E-Khuda sunle meri muraad
pohuncha de mujhe Ahmedabad ..."
wa...wa...wa...wa... kya baath hai.. hiladiye.....
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Situation : You are in love with a girl's beautiful eyes and you describe them like....
" Jogi ko pyar hai apni raakh se
kabaadi ko pyar hai apni khaak se
Jogi ko pyar hai apni raakh se
kabaadi ko pyar hai apni khaak se
Jasoos ko pyar hai apni jhaakh se
aur hame pyar hai aapki khoobsoorat aankh se "
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Situation : You are alone sitting beside a window on a snowy day and you remember your mehbooba like this.....
" Baahar phoolo par shabnam ki nami hai
Aur in sadko par baraf bhi jami hai
mausam bhi manzar bhi mein bhi
kahte hai bas teri kami hai "................
wa...wa...wa...wa...wa...wa...
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Situation : This is for deewanes
" Banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai
pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai
jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo parwaane jaanthe hai
are yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai"...
wa..wa..wa..wa...wa...
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Situation : This is for sharaabees....
" Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le "....
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Situation : You wanna propose a girl sitting beside you but you are afraid to do so directly so you say it in the form of a sher like this ...
" Bothal mein kathayee hai chataaya nahi jaatha
Bothal mein kathayee hai chataaya nahi jaatha
Baaju mein potti hai pataaya nahi jaatha "...
wa ..wa..wa..wa...wa..w.a..
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Situation : I have a good friend called Nalini Krishna, we call him Nakhre because he is famous for that and I had to write a sher for him on him.....
" Wo mehfil hi kya hai jisme chaand se mukde na ho
Wo khaana hi kya hai jisme chips ke tukde na ho
Wo tabela hi kya hai jisme das bakre na ho
are yaaro wo dost hi kya hai jo nakhre na ho "....
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Situation: You are in your prefinal year of graduation and you are giving a farewell party to your seniors, you become sentimental then.. don't you ...I definetely did... and said.....
" Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam
umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham
Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam
umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham
Aap ki is dosti ne kardiya hame ghulam
Are ..jaathe jaathe usthaadon lelo hamari salaam"
wa..wa..wa..hiladiye....hiladiye................bahut achhe.....
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Situation: You know what ...long long ago there were two love birds....the guy asked the girl to meet her in their favorite meeting place ... the guy reaches their first and waits for his girl ... she suddenly turns up...walks to him... and says hai in that typical "Desi" style.........the guy thinks something like this
" Intezaar ke phalo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai
Wo haseen khabo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai
Intezaar ke phalo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai
Wo hassen khabo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai
Wo meethi vaadon kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai
Are yaaro....mashooka se milne kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai...."
Wasn't that good guys... I think so .. dont you
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Situation : You are wondering where and who is your dream girl.......
" Wo koun hai jinki intezaar mein raaho par tikthi hai nazar
Wo koun hai jisne mujhse mujhko kiyaa hai be-khabar
Wo koun hai jo ban baithegi meri chaahat-e-jigar
Wo koun hai jo banegi meri umr bhar ki reh-guzar
Wo koun hai...Wo koun hai ...."
wa...wa..wa...wa..wa..
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Situation : This sher is for guys who think that commenting girls is just fine.....A guy daily comments a girl who is his neighbour... the girl comes and asks the guy why does he do so daily...then the guy says....
" Is gali mein aap nikli tho aapki izzat karega koun
Is gali mein aap nikli tho aapki izzat karega koun
Are zalim hum bhi chale gaye tho apki comment karega koun"
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Situation : You know what there were two love birds... they both go to a restaurant and they order some juice or something like that.... the guy has a little of that juice and he feels that kick .... then he says...
"Ye koun saa jaam tumne humko piladiya
Ye koun saa jaam tumne humko piladiya
Is sar phire kaa saara system hiladiya"
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Situation: A guy loves a girl ... but did not propose to her thinking that she will not accept his love because he is not yet settled... he goes out some where are comes to meet her after he gets a good job this takes him around 2 years ... he cannot find here in her house... He contacts his friend who knew about this whole story... he realises the guy's state and says something like this...
" Gul gayi gulshan gayi , gayi hoto ki lali
Gul gayi gulshan gayi gayi hoto ki laali
Ab tho peecha chhod de, ab tho peecha chod de
Wo ho gayi do bachhon waali....."
wa...wa..wa..wa..wa..wa..wa...wa..
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Situation : This is about a guy... who thinks that no girl is okay for him...
" Bhooka rahne par bhi ghaas na khaana sher ka insaaf hain...
In pottiyo ko line maarna meri shaan ke khilaaf hain...."
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Situation : This is for a dumb lover.. who thinks about his girl all the time... cannot propose to her.... and whenever she comes in front of him.. thinks like this...
" Badi muddat se mere dil me ye tasveer baitee hai
Badi muddat se mere dil me ye tasveer baitee hai
Uski zulfo ke saayo mein meri taqdeer baitee hai ..."
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Situation : This is about my sister, an expert cook......
" Hari Prasad chowrasia ji ka basoori mein koyi jawaab nahi
Zakir Hussain ji ka tabla mein koyi jawaab nahi
Hari Prasad chowrasia ji ka basoori mein koyi jawaab nahi
Zakir Hussain ji ka tabla mein koyi jawaab nahi
Pallav bhai ka shayari kaa koyi jawaab nahi
Are yaaro, hamari bahen ka cooking kaa koyi jawaab nahi ....."
wa...wa..wa..wa..wa.wa.wa......
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Situation : This is for a majnu......
" Teri yaad bhulaaneko hum cigareette peethe hai
Teri yaad bhulaneko hum cigarette peethe hai
Par kambhakat ye duwa bhi teri hi tasveer banathi hai..."
wa...wa..wa..wa..wa.wa..wa.a..wa..wa.
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Situation : Well, this is again about a majnu ...but slightly different... This is about a guy who loves a girl very much... he wants to propose her many times... but is not bold enough to do that
... one fine day he decides that he is going to propose her ... then suddenly he gets a call from his girl ...that she is going to get married to someone else... then he says something like this for getting a 'kela'....
" Us falak ke teer ka kya nishaana tha
Jahan thee meri manzil wahin mera aashiyana tha
Bas pahuch hi rahi thi kashti saahil pe
Is toofan ko bhi abhi ana tha..."
wa...wa..wa.wa.wa..wa.wa.wa..
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Situation: You know what, there was a guy who had a girl friend named X, our hero is fida over a girl named Y. What happens actually is Y parentsare transferred somewhere and she leaves the place where our hero lives , X and Y are very close friends, So, after Y goes away X is has slight acquanitance with our hero comes and tells him that " Y was slightly impressed with our hero and that she always use to ask her about his habits, his behavior etc.. etc" Our hero is slightly impressed and happy, but he is pizzed off with X and says something like this....
" Un ki gali ke chaurahe kaa mein chowkidar ban jaata
Un phool bhare aangano kaameiin maali ban jaata
Un ki gali ke chaurahe kaa mein chowkidaar ban jaata
Un phool bhare aangano kaa mein maali ban jaata
Un natkhat aankhon kaa mein kaajal ban jaata
Are pagli, thoo pehle bolthi tho mein uska pathi ban jaata "
wa...wa..wa.w.a.wa...wa.... hiladiye... kya bat hai.. wah..wah
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Situation : There are two love birds, as usual.. The guy has to go to PARDES
because he has some ambition, responsibilities and all that cinema crap. The mashooqa also wants him to go and come up in life. The mehboob goes and after somedays calls her.. the mashooqa lifts the telephone and then after the usual conversation asks the guy .. do you remember me at all.. then the guy says something like this..
" Dil mein yaadon ki tarha
Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha
Dil mein yaadon ki tarha
Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha
Jaanu, tum mere paas ho
Jaanu, tum mere paas ho
Phoolon mein khusbhu ki tarha"
wa..wa.wa..wa...hiladiye ....
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Situation : A girl comes and asks her mashooq.. kyoon ji .. mein aapko kaise lagthi hoon.. Then , the guy says something like this..
" Badi puraani hamari mulk ki ye kahaawath hain
Badi puraani hamari mulk ki ye kahaawath hain
Aapki jaisi potti Khayamath hain"
wa..wa..wa....
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Situation : There are two room-mates and it so happens that one among them
is after a potti... The other guy, says kya hai yaar thu kyoon pottiyon ke peeche time waste kartha hai.. Then the other guy says something like this
" Wo pakwaan hi kya hai jo dak-kar na ho
Wo mithai hi kya hai jisme shakkar na ho
Wo pakwaan hi kya hai jo dak-kar na ho
Wo mithai hi kya hai jisme shakkar na ho
Wo gaadi hi kya hai jisko koyi takkar na ho
Wo gaadi hi kya hai jisko koyi takkar na ho
A're miyaa.. wo zindagi hi kya hai jisme koyi chakkar na ho"
wawa..wa...
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Situation: There is a aashique as usual who is paagal after a "rayeez
zaadi" as they call it in hyderabad, but you know what our majnu is a poor
guy , all his friends try to pacify him saying that his love cannot turn
into marriage owing to the differences in their economic status... the
aashique does not accept this initially .. but after some time he drops
his idea of loving that girl due to his personal problems ...He goes to a
"Meh-kaana" and after having a drop or two says something like this....
To arz hai.. ( A're janaab irshaad to kahiye...")
" Mohabbat ko chod di humne
In hoton ko seeli(stich) humne
Mohabbat ko chod di humne
In hoton ko seeli(stich) humne
Ab tho khush ho jaa zamaana
Ab tho khush ho haa zamaana
Is zehar ko bhi peeli humne"....
wa..wa..wa..wa..hiladiye...you are too good buddy......
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Situation : I got some response from some people, who liked my shers..This sher is one among them..
" aapki shayari ka jawaab nahi hai
aapke karamon ka hisaab nahi hai
soch rahen hain aapko kya de hum
apke liye ho, wo khitab nahi hai"
wa..wa..
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Situation : You know what, there were two love birds ( abba, isko koyi
doosra topic hi nahi milta). The guy ( a typical desi ( ooo, they
are so great )) asks his mehbooba to get some work done for him and goes
to some other city for some work of his. After a week or so, he lands in
Imliband Bus Station where new buses were added to the depot, he goes
straight to their meeting point ( Indira Park) and asks her if she did the
work. The girl who forgets that thing actually says she was busy and
laughs helplessly... khatham.. the guy gets mad and does not talk to her
mashooqa for a while. The maashooqa calls her aashiq and asks why is he
not talking to her.. Then the guy says something like this ...
To arz hai..
( A're yaaro... irshaad to kaho )
" RTC ko Chandrababu naye bussa(plural for buses in hyderabad) diladiyaa
worldbank ne apne ko apna hissa diladiyaa
RTC ko chandrababu naye bussa diladiyaa
worldbank ne apne ko apna hissa diladiyaa
kal sridhar aake mujhe apna kissa sunaadiyaa
jaanu, aapki wo harkat mujhe gussa diladiyaa "
wa..wa..wa.. hiladiye.. wa..wa...wa..
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Situation: Two love birds plan to meet in a park , they meet in the park. The mehbooba wears a light blue copper sulphate saree which is the favorite color of the aashiq. When the aashiq arrives there, the mehbooba tries to hide her face behind the blue color pallu.. then the aashiq says something like this.
To arz hai..
" Mein aasmaan mein ud raha hoon
yaa phir chaand ko dekh raha hoon
Mein aasmaan mein ud raha hoon
yaa phir chaand ko dekh raha hoon
A're nahin yaaro.. mein apne mehbooba kein neele aanchal thale
A're nahin yaaro.. mein apne mehbooba kein neele aanchal thale
Uske soorat ko dekh rahaan hoon "
Wa..wa.. ustad wa..wa
15
Oct
Author: Arun Sharma // Category:
Funny Shayari
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein
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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa hi hawa hai.
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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ??
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Tum aa gaye ho,
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno movie chalen.
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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....
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Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib
Lao, phawda hamien de do !!
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Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain(wah wah..:)
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Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, (kya baat hai..)
Sin theta by Cos theta equal to Tan theta... (Wah Wah..)
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Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sin theta by Cos theta equal to tan theta,
Tan ki shakti Man ki shakti Bournvitaa (Waaah, Waaaah..)
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Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela,
Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela,
Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..)
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!...
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Banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai
Pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai
Jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo parwaane jaanthe hai
Arre yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai...
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Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le...
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Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
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Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen
Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen.
Aisa mat kah jalim yeh maha pap hoga
Kabhi too bhee kisi hasina ka bap hoga.
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15
Oct
Author: Arun Sharma // Category:
Funny Shayari
Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...
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Dil diya to,
Jaan bhi de dena,
Magar yeh yaad rakhna,
Kisiko dhoka mat dena...
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Bewaqufo ki kami nahi gahlib,
Ek dundho to hazaar milteh hai...
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Aasmaan se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra...
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Ay khat ke parne wale, zara dil lagake parna,
Aansu na nikal aaye, zara muskurake parna...
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Na yeh chaand honga na tare honge,
Magar hum hamesha tumhare rahenge...
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Na jina mila na marna mila,
Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila...
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Teri beauty ne muko appeal kiya,
Dusri ko reject kiya,
Aur tisri ko select kiya...
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Mere dilka kona kona hai air condition,
Is pe likha hai no admission,
Magar tum aasakte ho without permission...
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Terna hai tobeach me aao, kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyar karna hai to bahon me aao, Isharo me kya rakha hai...
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Log pyar ko mitti ka bana hua ek khilona samajte hai,
Jab chaha tab tordiya, jab chaha chordiya...
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Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha,
Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha...
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Before Marriage
Takdi hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marroage
Takdi hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Tajmahal banana chahata hoon
Lekin mumtaz nahi marti...
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Arey kambakhat tujhse to yeh ciggarette achii,
Dil ko jalati hai magar labon tak to aati hai...
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Hu main tujh se dur abhi, merzi ye meri nahi,
Gunjti hai awaaz, aur dil mein bas surat teri...
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Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aa'h bethay,
Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay...
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Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho
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Aadat jo padi ho hamesha se door bhala kab hoti hai
Rakhi hai chunauti packet mein patloon ke neeche dhoti hai!
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Jab kaha tha aaou to aatay na thae
Bin ke-hay aab bar bar aa-ney la-gae
Ya kabhi wo bae-rukhi, ya yae karam
Sath aab bach-choon ko bhi la-ney la-gae
